Flagship · six weeks · £1,480
Product Telemetry Studio
Rebuild a living taxonomy, sit two critiques, and defend what you will not measure. The syllabus is public.
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Taught work, not a tour of someone else’s dashboards.
One flagship studio is documented in full. The others are shorter rooms you can join after a conversation — they share the same editorial standard for event names.
Four weeks · informational fee on enquiry
Retention Cartography
Pick a first event, a return event, and a window you can explain to a sceptical CFO. Charts come last.
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Three weeks · informational fee on enquiry
Event Schema Atelier
Copy-level work on verbs, objects, and versioning. Bring a messy dictionary; leave with fewer, sharper names.
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Two weeks · informational fee on enquiry
Experiment Reading Room
How to read a holdout without pretending a lift is a personality trait. For teams already running tests.
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Three weeks · informational fee on enquiry
Mobile Funnel Diagnostics
OS permissions, backgrounding, and the steps that only exist because a chart needed them. iOS and Android, without vendor cheerleading.
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